Cryptids are welcome here. This is a cryptid-positive space. · The system isn't broken, it was built this way. Here's a hammer, you know what to do. · You deserve your own kindness and respect, and good snacks. · Don't forget to stay hydrated. Energy drinks don't count. · Having needs doesn't make you too much. It just means you're squishy and mortal, like a wizard or a frog. · I'm all about CSS: Curses, Sorcery, and Smacking-the-keyboard-until-it-works. · There is no wrong way to be a person. Except maybe eating other people. · Help, I'm stuck in a pile of unfinished art! · Every fiber of my being is a loose thread on the fabric of society. · Perfection is boring. Embrace chaos. · Swift's Theorem (2014): Haters gonna hate⁵ = I'm just gonna shake⁵ + (Shake it off)² · Morning is relative. Breakfast is always appropriate. · Cryptids are welcome here. This is a cryptid-positive space. · The system isn't broken, it was built this way. Here's a hammer, you know what to do. · You deserve your own kindness and respect, and good snacks. · Don't forget to stay hydrated. Energy drinks don't count. · Having needs doesn't make you too much. It just means you're squishy and mortal, like a wizard or a frog. · I'm all about CSS: Curses, Sorcery, and Smacking-the-keyboard-until-it-works. · There is no wrong way to be a person. Except maybe eating other people. · Help, I'm stuck in a pile of unfinished art! · Every fiber of my being is a loose thread on the fabric of society. · Perfection is boring. Embrace chaos. · Swift's Theorem (2014): Haters gonna hate⁵ = I'm just gonna shake⁵ + (Shake it off)² · Morning is relative. Breakfast is always appropriate. ·